Not Zzz listers, surely

Hi Kids

Another couple of days gone by, and the fun never ends!

Beanz Meanz Tantrumz

Dukey decided to get in a strop about beans, being piss wet through, being hungry, being too old, and being there in general. I reckon his regrowing pubes are itching like a mad bastard too. No, don't give up Dave luv, at least you don't have to eat maggots and other assorted shit like Jilly and Carol have to - bwahahaha. I'm so pleased.

Other events, hmmm.... Jimmy and some kangaroos. Boring. That Neighbours woman being as useless as a concrete parachute in the ant farm. Quote: "they bit the shit out of me". Only possible if you're full of shit to start with....

And, Elaine has gone for good amidst jokes that she wanted to get back to the UK in time for the 24hr drinking laws. Ha ha ha!

Finally- CANNON AND BALL ARE GOING IN. Ooooh. They never seem to age, and I bet under those chirpy, amusing, smiling faces are a couple of simmering psychopaths. At least that's what I hope.